Fireband

This total bada** saved the Demonm Realm and now he works at Mcdonalds with his best buddy DK. Unfortunately, Mr. Magus also works there as the manager. His punishment shall be most sever.

DK

Fireband's best pal. He's a laid back dude who loves to game and he has lots of awesome catch phrases. I will be putting all of them on a t shirt someday and i will sell them. Loves bananas!

Magus

Manager at Mcdonalds and total d-bag. I picked Magus cus Chrono Trigger aint that good.... I'm more of a hardcore action kinda guy. I don't care about reading all this bull crap, just let me fight!!

Beerio

A man of few words with a little plumber-type hat. He's the barkeep down at Beerio's Bar. He makes a mean beer.

Ultros

Ultros was discovered in the woods by a bigazz jewish mama bair who raised him as her own until one day he started smoking weed and she kicked him out so he had to buy a flying car and go far far far far away from everyone and everything he ever knew (a bair and the woods respecfully) and then he started selling weed and shrooms to Fireband to pay for his flying car and a snes. He also eats people.

Broom Hater

If you need a friend you can always relay on, look no further than this lil yellow guy.

????

I dont remember what game he's from or what his name is but he HATES Fireband. How could anyone hate Fireband?? Well, someone has to for plot reasons.

Doogmuy

Though this guy was a real though guy huh? Nope. Just a panzy who likes health food and being annoying.

Twinbee

A little german type spaceship guy who you can't really understand what he says though. Though he doesn't speak in german actually, he speaks in Twinbee language. He like to hang out with the bros Fireband and DK and is brave, fast, and sometimes enjoys using the CONTRA guns to shoot at fools and snipe them to gory peices. Slams back beers at Beerio's like there's no tomorrow. Dont cross his wires or you'll be sorry, dude.

Baby dino

Some sort of mystery of a baby dino egg. Nobody knows whats inside of it actually inside there was a baby magus that was killed with uzis and shotguns and a missle louncher and an AK-47 and a hammer and a devils blade. he died into gory pieces of bone and blood. Read the comic to find out what was inside the egg.

The Dirty Squirty

A misterious black orb that makes strange squirting sounds but always looks out for his friend fireband. DK is alwo his friend but to a lesser degree. He is intrastructible.

Evil Heart Ball

This thing lives inside of Firebands and DK brains to make them such cool dudes. With fun ideas and violents actions.

Rapheal The Crow

LASIEST. PHATAR$E. EVER. He is always in the bollocking way, never knows what to order... reminds me of my classmate Erwin Pherrett... a lasiest phatarse ever who never knows anything. You know who you are.

Michael Meyes

This famous actor from movies like Wain World and Houston Powers also had a SNES game. Yep. Wain World. He surfered an accident that made his freaking head big as h### which made him have exteme pain but also made him the smartest man IN THE WORLD. Thats why Fireband and DK can always dippend on him when they have a diffucult problem that needs solving or a dumb guy that needs pwning.

Dr. Mario

The most belpful doctor in the mushroom kingdom, stopped caring about stomping on stupid azz turties and decided to move to the demons crest world and got a PHD in cancarology and he always knows when people have cancar.. especially magus. the cancar that was in magu's brain was removed slowly and panefully... and magus died tratchically afterwards by blood loss and severed head and severed limbs and severed p######## (yes, THAT ONE. you know. his chicken)

Ninja Turtles

Cogwabuga! These Heroes in their half shelf know three things. Pizza and weed. When their not figbhting the evil Shedder, they're eating pizza or weed. Lucklily, there on our side!

Dead vermin

For stupid azz pathetic little guys you just cant show no mercy.